Chupacabras (Chup-aca-bras)

by **J1NX** Sat 26 Jan 2008, 8:27 pm

Some historians believe that this word comes from the ancient intergalactic languages of the Star Wars era, and is derived from the name Chewbacca
This article of underwear was then thought to have first been designed by Chewy, and thus was born the Chewy Bra.

The Mexicans however, then took this all wrong. It seems that when little Jose Ramirez was a little lad at the San Sonata Del a Rosa School of Lower Learnings, the lunch lady was a busty monster who had to have her Chewy Bra specially made for her because of her over abundance in the “can” department. The hooks on the back of her Chewy where made from cast iron. One day as she bent over to scoop some mashed potatoes into little Jose Ramirez’s bowl, one of the clamps gave way. The chunk of Iron was shot through the lunch room, through the window, and hit a goat that just happened to be passing by. It split the goat down the middle, and severely mangled its body. Jose ran outside to see what happened. He screamed “chewpaca-bra” because he had a speech impediment, but it came out more like “CHEWPACABRA!”. So this was taken to mean the “Chewpacabra” or “goat sucker”. And the Chewpacabra legend was born.