Latebloomers = elephante's bane
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Latebloomers = elephante's bane
So, yeah a 39 year old woman called me "very articulate" and then hit on me...friggin chiseled features...I'm like a male Goldie Locks..always attract the too old or too young..rarely juuuuuust right...either robbing the cradle or digging the grave..
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Damn, welcome to my world! but usually im robbing the cradle... of the apocalypse
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haha very nice touch there. dern heathen women!
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That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.cArdInAl wrote:or too young..
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."
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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane
0pp0siti0n wrote:That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.cArdInAl wrote:or too young..
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."
scara - "2 words: Prison Rape."
lol, it seemed appropriate.
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I don't always pick up on subtext, but in retrospec I find that I get hit on by cougars more than I'm aware of.
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Atta boy.scaramunga wrote:0pp0siti0n wrote:That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.cArdInAl wrote:or too young..
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."
scara - "2 words: Prison Rape."
lol, it seemed appropriate.
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I don't always pick up on subtext, but in retrospec I find that I get hit on by cougars more than I'm aware of.
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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane
0pp0siti0n wrote:Atta boy.scaramunga wrote:0pp0siti0n wrote:That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.cArdInAl wrote:or too young..
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."
scara - "2 words: Prison Rape."
lol, it seemed appropriate.
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I don't always pick up on subtext, but in retrospec I find that I get hit on by cougars more than I'm aware of.
Unfortunately I get more Bears
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J1NX wrote:Unfortunately I get more Bears
lawl, im guess ones not of the Yogi verity
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