Freestyle Thread

[J1NX]

Whether it's rap or poetry, hip hop or stand up I figured I'd start a thread to hold it. I figure I'm not the only one sitting on some epic rhymes. Whether they are yours or you are just quoting please drop 'em in here. If you're quoting please give credit where credit is due.

[J1NX]

Mario Hates Luigi - A Hate Rap

It's a me Mario, the original hoss
Luigi bought a mansion now he thinks he's the boss
Running round with a vacuum sucking off Boos
You got some mayo on your mustache brother or is that ecto-spooge?

I'm jumping on turtles
Turning into flying squirrels
Live it up in the sunshine
Shoot my water gun like Squirtle

I don't need a magic mushroom to jump all over your shit
Just ask that fat fucking monkey, I made him my bitch
Bust a nut up in Pauline, make the Princess lick her clean
While I'm all up in that ass, making Peaches n' cream

I hear you're a Player 2, but son this is my game
You're lame!
I'm the one living with fame!

Unplug your controller this is the end of the show
Daisy's lips are on my cartridge and I'm ready to blow