WoW is not a Sport

Alcatraz wrote:Sooooo... for the past 5 hours I have tried continuously to get back on WoW... cause apparently blizz got hit with something bad and all these realms are going down. Mine unfortunately being one of them. Not only that, all the realms that got hit by it, all the stuff on the AH was obliterated, and has disappeared. Something else Blizz has to fix.

Right now I am in the mood to punch through a babies skull, rip out its brain, and devour it in front of its mother. Than I hope that mother's house burns on fire, and as she escapes, she forgets her new born puppie, and she hears it yelping as it gets caught underneath a pylon, and breaks its back. And she must listen as her puppie dies a slow death from internal bleeding and burn damage.


Thank you blizz for making me have such thoughts!

Alcatraz wrote:Sooooo... for the past 5 hours I have tried continuously to get back on WoW... cause apparently blizz got hit with something bad and all these realms are going down. Mine unfortunately being one of them. Not only that, all the realms that got hit by it, all the stuff on the AH was obliterated, and has disappeared. Something else Blizz has to fix.

Right now I am in the mood to punch through a babies skull, rip out its brain, and devour it in front of its mother. Than I hope that mother's house burns on fire, and as she escapes, she forgets her new born puppie, and she hears it yelping as it gets caught underneath a pylon, and breaks its back. And she must listen as her puppie dies a slow death from internal bleeding and burn damage.


Thank you blizz for making me have such thoughts!

HematiteBones wrote:

Alcatraz wrote:Sooooo... for the past 5 hours I have tried continuously to get back on WoW... cause apparently blizz got hit with something bad and all these realms are going down. Mine unfortunately being one of them. Not only that, all the realms that got hit by it, all the stuff on the AH was obliterated, and has disappeared. Something else Blizz has to fix.

Right now I am in the mood to punch through a babies skull, rip out its brain, and devour it in front of its mother. Than I hope that mother's house burns on fire, and as she escapes, she forgets her new born puppie, and she hears it yelping as it gets caught underneath a pylon, and breaks its back. And she must listen as her puppie dies a slow death from internal bleeding and burn damage.


Thank you blizz for making me have such thoughts!

::blinking:: I don't get it. It's a game. You cannot play the game, so you get up and - I don't know, this may be extreme - take a walk? Watch a movie? Read a book? Play a different game?

HematiteBones wrote:

Alcatraz wrote:Sooooo... for the past 5 hours I have tried continuously to get back on WoW... cause apparently blizz got hit with something bad and all these realms are going down. Mine unfortunately being one of them. Not only that, all the realms that got hit by it, all the stuff on the AH was obliterated, and has disappeared. Something else Blizz has to fix.

Right now I am in the mood to punch through a babies skull, rip out its brain, and devour it in front of its mother. Than I hope that mother's house burns on fire, and as she escapes, she forgets her new born puppie, and she hears it yelping as it gets caught underneath a pylon, and breaks its back. And she must listen as her puppie dies a slow death from internal bleeding and burn damage.


Thank you blizz for making me have such thoughts!

::blinking:: I don't get it. It's a game. You cannot play the game, so you get up and - I don't know, this may be extreme - take a walk? Watch a movie? Read a book? Play a different game?

0pp0siti0n wrote:

HematiteBones wrote:

Alcatraz wrote:Sooooo... for the past 5 hours I have tried continuously to get back on WoW... cause apparently blizz got hit with something bad and all these realms are going down. Mine unfortunately being one of them. Not only that, all the realms that got hit by it, all the stuff on the AH was obliterated, and has disappeared. Something else Blizz has to fix.

Right now I am in the mood to punch through a babies skull, rip out its brain, and devour it in front of its mother. Than I hope that mother's house burns on fire, and as she escapes, she forgets her new born puppie, and she hears it yelping as it gets caught underneath a pylon, and breaks its back. And she must listen as her puppie dies a slow death from internal bleeding and burn damage.


Thank you blizz for making me have such thoughts!

::blinking:: I don't get it. It's a game. You cannot play the game, so you get up and - I don't know, this may be extreme - take a walk? Watch a movie? Read a book? Play a different game?

Alcatraz wrote:Actually, I read a book the whole time. I also had Fable on standby for when I needed it. And I frequently chill with friends, I even run my own Vampire game now. Trust me, if I can get away from it, I do. This wasnt so much me being pissed off that I couldnt play WoW, I was only pissed off about the fact that a multi billion dollar company couldnt so much as tell its customers what was going on. They gave us no "Hey sorry for taking things down" or "Holy sweet jesus, some shit happened to our servers!" or even a "We really have no idea what the fawk is going on." No, they left their 10 million customers in the dark for 12 hours.

Alcatraz wrote:BTW, there's this thing, you may want to confirm it for me, its called sarcasm I believe. Yea sarcasm, I hear it can sting like a needle sometimes... and then other times, the needle goes back on its creator, and bites him on the ass... you may wanna watch out for it.

Alcatraz wrote:Honestly, I don't like porn that much. The fact of the matter is, I like having a story, and I have yet to find any porn that leads into something. It's just randomly like," Hmm, im cooking eggs, now im being fucked in the ass." No transition. Which makes it useless. Unrealistic scenarios destroy the veil of a good watch imo.