I went with an idea

Could be better, what do you guys think?

its an add d & d session? whos playing, and have you ever been to one of Jinx's games with josh?

.....to think....from the beginning we were setting ourselves up for failure.

A giant 3 story dragon leaps from outa know where toward the party in the middle of the road. Its like totaly fire breathing and stuff like the "dragon" from Dr. No that was actualy a flame tank like the allies used in the pacific theater to root out the bunker'd in japs while they island hopped west. Wild wild west was an awesome movie it had that big mechanical spider and shit in it. only prob was that salma hyeck didnt get naked. In the movie Frida she busted out the hotness though....hot,...like the fire the dragon could spit. so like dragon goes "fi fi fo fum" and roars real loud. it shakes the ground beneath the party like a gust of wind through the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Have you seen that by the way all weaving and cavitating. did you know that, and i may be mistaken, but armys are taught to mark out step on bridges so the rhyth doesnt get in synce with the bridges resonace frequency and cause it rock. Frequency was a decent movie, better than i expected. uh...hmmm.....so the party is walking up a road when a behemoth crests the hill in front of them. From the looks of it is a giant mechanical mech suit piloted by Dom De Louise. He looks to the party with an evil gleam is doe eyes. he means to do them harm. that reminds me Harmen Rab was a great character from JAG. But Major McKensie was the bees knees. she was totaly hot to trot. buds wife wasnt to bad herself. if only there had been a major mckensie and bud's wife seen where they go at it like 2 rabbits 5 minutues before apoclaypse. A lady gave birth to baby in a water filled cave in Mel Gibsons Apacolyptico. she pushed it out and it floated to the surface with cord still attached. so long as the cord does hit the air, the baby will still recive air and stuf from it. one in the air it almost instanly begins to dry out. haha haha, "air dry, air dry that shit" hahah, anyway. so the party is corned in a ravine. the horde of undead furblogs are a mere 30 meters away. through the escape the party had thinned them out but they are still out numbered 5 to 1. the furblogs charge with screams echo'n and reverberating with such force that the mountains themselves begin to shake as if there very founddations are crumbline. did you know that the tallest a building can be be is something like 40k feet tall. I havent looked it up in a while so i may be wrong on the number but the idea is that the sheer weigth and preesure causes the ground below it to act like a and ice cube and be come more liquiddy, i may be talking out my ass on that though. hehe ace ventura talked out his ass and it was funny like 10 yrs ago. ! million yrs ago the earth was but a all encompasing wilderness inhabited by dinosaurs. the party after waking from the car crash find them selves in this world. what are they to do. kinda like land of the lost or whatever where the dad and his 2 kids and a jeep geand cheroke go back in time to the dinosaurs. dinosaurs wasnt a bad show, had some decent production vaule....uh, wait a sec, where am i and who the fawk are you guys?


purposly type as fast as possible with no spelling or grammar cheching at all. <--even in this, lol lol lol

thats not true... salma hayak did show some ass in Wild wild west didnt she?

Aceofspades wrote:thats not true... salma hayak did show some ass in Wild wild west didnt she?

Define "ass."

In the post, I compared Salma Hayek's nakedness in the Wild Wild West to Frida. For the Wild Wild West, Ms. Hayek was clothed in late 19th century burlesque garments. The thigh and cleavage that were shown do not equate to naked. Conversely, in Frida, Ms. Hayek fully disrobed, vis-à-vis naked, on more that one occasion. Most notably there was a short scene of her having relations with another naked woman.

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Now back to "ass." I have a sudden urge to right out my definition of ass. I have not ever tried to put into worlds before, so this is new ground for all.

In scara's dictionary of terminology, "ass" has three different meanings.

>First, it can refer to a person, place, or thing that is being and/or acting like a total d-bag, jerk, wanker, et al.
--- Horatio, the ass that he is, shoved the last piece of pizza down his trousers before someone could eat it.
>Second, it can be used to designate location, orientation of movement, and/or describe the appearance of the butt of a person, place, or thing; but does not necssisarly entail a sexual nature.
--- After being struck by a torpedo in its propeller, the submarine began to sink ass first to the sea floor. Steve cringed as he noticed that his mom's ass was sagging out of her jogging shorts. The guard in the third X-Men movie received an iron injection in his ass from Rebecca Romijn.
>Third, it refers to sexual disposition of the butt of a person, place, or thing.
--- I got up on your mom's fine ass last night. Dianne Lane's showed some major ass in the movie Unfaithful. Don't go to Luby's for ass unless your down with the GMILF.

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So I guess then by my definition, in WWW we saw a bit of Ms. Hayek's ass; where as, in Frida, she busted out some ass.

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Not sure where this was supposed to go. I got half way in and forgot where I was going with the post. So take it as you will.

But I did have an idea:
In the spirit of Darth Kitsune,

TNA or it didn't happen.

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Wait was this the thread about the possibility of someone running an ADD/ADHD D&D game?

( . Y . ) ... did you say something about ass?

scaramunga wrote:

Aceofspades wrote:( . Y . ) ... did you say something about ass?

A-OK! (nsfw)

There needs to be more pics like this one lol

Cause it's true? Or cause you want to see them?

I'm going for the latter.

Alcatraz wrote:Cause it's true? Or cause you want to see them?

I'm going for the latter.

Actually both!

J1NX, always one to have his cake, and eat it too.

Alcatraz wrote:J1NX, always one to have his cake, and eat it too.

Especially anal fisting cake.....mmmm...

Won't you please fist me, this christmas! Do me underneath the christmas tree...

Forget the gifts just bring the crisco!

I don't know the rest... video is needed imo.

Alcatraz wrote:I don't know the rest... video is needed imo.

Maybe later.