Age of Conan GM cyb0rz

so seriously, this is no joke, these bastards start RP'ing a bit too seriously, till the end when the guy tells him hes a dude, check this shyte out.


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So one cold lonely night in the land of Hyboria the paths of one lonely barbarian and one especially lonely GM crossed paths.

Where the hell do they get these morons?

To []: ..with dual wield barbarians though, I mean TWO?!?! That's a bit difficult for me to handle. I'd rather stick with one big sword.
[|GM|]: You like it rough I take it
To []: Of Course, I'm a ***ing rock sniffer.
To []: With daggers.
To []: And I'm specced for second wind =) I can go all night.
[|GM|]: lol wow, I don't think I would ever be the same
[|GM|]: um WOw this is turning me on lol.
To []: Hong Says he wants in on the hot action. But he's a gold farmer/seller. How do you feel about that? He does have a big bow =]

..do it like they do on the discovery channel?
To []: Would you like to RP with me?
To []: I see how it is, not going to talk to me anymore =( Just got your cyber fix with my pixelated body and left me like all those other guys (|
[|GM|]: sorry getting tell hells lol
[|GM|]: RP? how so?
To []: Well, you know, on those cold windy nights... all I want is to be mounted.
[|GM|]: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM
To []: Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.

To []: Be gentle
[|GM|]: um are you a real um woman?
[|GM|]: lol not crazy question
[|GM|]: you would be surprised.
To []: Yep. I just play a male character so guys don't flirt with me in game like on WoW.

[|GM|]: oh nice.
To []: How about you?
[|GM|]: I'm wearing panties :]
[|GM|]:(joke)
To []: Oh, not wearing any hmmm? I did see you take them off earlier after all.
[|GM|]:I am going to summon you in a few to take care of your petition
[|GM|]:Exibitionist
To []: Summoning me? How romantic.

To []: Where’s my summon?

[|GM|]: lol
[]: You really do love me.
[|GM|]: this is the spot!
[|GM|]: lol
[]: You like this?
[|GM|]: r
[]: Head?
[|GM|]: yea
[|GM|]: lol
[]: I left the boots on. They’re hawt.
[|GM|]: r
[|GM|]: lol

[]: My panties wont come off :[
[|GM|]: lol its odd looking at a guy character… lol
[|GM|]: in rl?
To []: Huh?
To []: No, in game =[
[|GM|]: your panties wont come off in real life
[|GM|]: oh…
[|GM|]: I’ll just have to tear them off and have my way lol
To []: YES!!!
To []: Whip out your massive sword too.
[|GM|]: ROFL
[|GM|]: lol you like?
To []: I can’t jump up on top of it? =(
[|GM|]: hmm that could pose a problem
To []: =]
[|GM|]: you’ll just have to take it until I am finished with you.
To []: Are you mighty warrior? Can you slay those meanies that attacked me? =(
To []: O.o you do like multiple people in on it eh? =)

[|GM|]: er.. how old are you (hopefully not under 18 lol)
To []: I’m 9.
[|GM|]: OMG
To []: “_-
To []: Want to be my daddy? Remember, I do like roleplaying ^_--
[|GM|]: oh nice…
[|GM|]: um your not really 9 are you? I just want to be sure lol
To []: Come on… do I sound like I’m 9? What 9 year old knows about glory holes?

[|GM|]: you don’t but you never know lol
[|GM|]:you been a bad girl?
To []: I’ve never been a good girl.
[|GM|]: oh very nice. But you know you will have to be spanked right?
[|GM|]: Hmm take me out and put me in your mouth’
To []: !
To []: Not till you spank me with your sword!

[|GM|]: hmm you are bad.
[|GM|]: what if I rip your panties off and **** you hard till I am satisfied?
To []: That sounds perfect
To []: Going to use clobber?
[|GM|]: Want to feel you get really we so I can put just the head of my **ck inside you and use my hand to slowly move it around before plunging it fully into you and making you take it all.

(Uh oh CLIMAX)

To []: You’re just as kinky as me
To []: Infact you’re so kinky, you just cybered with a dude
[] shouts: THIS IS SPARTA
[|GM|]: then when you are really hot and needing more I can reposition and slide my wet tongue up your legs and do small circles again around your belly button and then let my tongue trail down your **nt.

[|GM|]: oh that would really be not good lol
To []: Love you =]
To []: By the way, I’ve been fapping to this the whole time.
[|GM|]: lol why did you want this then lol you gay?
[|GM|]: are you serious?
To []: Serious about what?
[|GM|]: um what’s fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol
To []: I was joking about the fapping, but I am indeed a dude.

(And the epic conclusion)

[|GM|]: lol ok.
[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.

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And incase you would like to see the screen shots as well to this crazy shit...

http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm?THREAD=192300&PAGE=1&bhcp=1








Yea.... yea... this is exactly why I play WoW.

Yeah, this is exactly why I stick with IRL sex.

kthxbai

I put on my robe and wizard hat.. but I can't get these damn panties off.

0pp0siti0n wrote:I put on my robe and wizard hat.. but I can't get these damn panties off.

/roll d20


Result: 1


WTG

QUICK

USE FIRE!!

Alcatraz wrote:Yea.... yea... this is exactly why I play WoW.

yeah where the number one guild on a server does the samething for drops and spots in raid

Darth_Kitsune wrote:

Alcatraz wrote:Yea.... yea... this is exactly why I play WoW.

yeah where the number one guild on a server does the samething for drops and spots in raid

so true sir, btw, rhaze is having her babies this sunday. srsly.

wait what?

You didnt even hear about that crap? Not only did Drac go fawk with rhaze, but he had a threesome with rhazes husband, because apparently Dracul is bisexual. What I find weirder about it, was that when they did it, rhaze was like three months pregnant... crazy shyte... srsly.

wow now that is some crazy shit

Did she ding during?

Dude, you think its funny, I find it really screwed up in the head... cause it nearly destroyed the biggest guild on a server... and its not like stupid reasons like, "Well im really busy now" or "This guild isnt going where I want it too."

It's fawking "I slept with one of my officers and her husband while she was pregnant."

That's something to pass on to your offspring.

Just goes to show

Panties dropping > Epics dropping

Sad part is, the more Epics your toon has....

well..you know the rest.

Winterbane wrote:Just goes to show

Panties dropping > Epics dropping

Sad part is, the more Epics your toon has....

well..you know the rest.

Not really, please elaborate =P... jk jk

its all very simple.

Step 1. Cut a hole in the box.

...

I believe they call that, the "Glory Hole"

step 2. put your dick in the box?

You crazy kids and your box usage..... whatever happened to the good ole days?

Step 3.
Make her open the box.

That's the way you do it.

Here, Al. Watch and be enlightened.

You wanna hear something confusing and laughable. My other showed me that damn video like a little kid that learned a magic trick. She was so proud she had found a viral lol

Winter... epix... LOL

What's especially funny, J1NX, is that my mom did the same thing... it was her first viral, and now she's more up to date on that shit than I am.

ROFL they are so cute when they figure something out huh?

J1NX wrote:ROFL they are so cute when they figure something out huh?

Define cute