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Post by Guest Fri 01 Aug 2008, 12:07 am

Ok so i play this on another forum and love it so here goes here.

I walk to the top of the hill.
Im king of the hill!
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Post by Alcatraz Fri 01 Aug 2008, 1:01 am

Oh, so you sit outside in east texas, drinking beer with your best friends, not caring about anything useful?

or am I getting you confused with something on TV? hmm....
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Post by Guest Fri 01 Aug 2008, 8:20 am

I spray deisel fuel all over the hill, put on my fireproof suit, and toss a lit cigarette on the hill.

I am now king of the hill.
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Post by Alcatraz Fri 01 Aug 2008, 11:39 am

I release rabid wolverines that kill anything covered in deisel fuel on top of the hill, and then cover them in deisel fuel, after the onslaught, I walk to the top of the hill.

I am now king of the hill.
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Post by Aceofspades Fri 01 Aug 2008, 1:21 pm

i parachute out of a falling helicopter that crashes on the hill destroying any living being
i am now king of the hill.
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Post by 0pp0siti0n Fri 01 Aug 2008, 1:28 pm

I contact the person who owns the hill (i.e. none of you) and talk out a deal with him. I then go to the bank with a business proposal for a loan, get it, buy the land around the hill, build a 70 foot high, 25 feet thick concrete wall around the hill, then fill it with water, extinguishing the diesel fires, the wolverines, and the people on it. Now all you so called kings of the hill roll me a swim check.
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Post by 0pp0siti0n Fri 01 Aug 2008, 1:29 pm

BTW, anything but a nat 20 is a failure, and a nat 20 isn't high enough.
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Post by Aceofspades Fri 01 Aug 2008, 2:02 pm

i buy some +swim gear with all remaining money and /roll 2 d20 making my swim check a 35 to swim to the bottom... i know control the underwater hill
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Post by Alcatraz Fri 01 Aug 2008, 2:12 pm

I spray pesticides into the water, use the convenient drain on the side after an hour, and once the water is gone, I am now king of the hill.
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Post by Guest Fri 01 Aug 2008, 10:22 pm

Sneaking up from behind i grab my shrink wrap and go to work wrapping you with the full roll then i roll you off of my hill and set up a field of vorpal 3.5 pickles for protection
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Post by J1NX Sat 02 Aug 2008, 1:49 am

Walking through the server room of the virtual containment facility I laugh heartily as the minds of my subject twist and turn trying to outdo each other in a cat and mouse game of king of the hill, while smile menacingly knowing that in order to build my building I had to demolish the actual hill and make a digital version for anyone that was unable to deal with the torture of losing the beloved hill. I am now king of the king of the hill.
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Post by Alcatraz Sat 02 Aug 2008, 11:35 am

J1NX wrote:Walking through the server room of the virtual containment facility I laugh heartily as the minds of my subject twist and turn trying to outdo each other in a cat and mouse game of king of the hill, while smile menacingly knowing that in order to build my building I had to demolish the actual hill and make a digital version for anyone that was unable to deal with the torture of losing the beloved hill. I am now king of the king of the hill.


No sir, you are a fawking cheater!
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Post by Aceofspades Sat 02 Aug 2008, 12:39 pm

fight for the virtual hill... i claim first!
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Post by Guest Sat 02 Aug 2008, 5:16 pm

opening his real eyes J1NX looks up at 4 whit coated doctors who let him know he will be ok he just took a nasty spill down a hill and his friend Fox informed them of the accident. He also let them know that J1NX is a loonatic who thinks reality is like the matrix and should be sedated and lock away in a basement psych ward. MY HILL!!!!!!
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Post by 0pp0siti0n Sun 03 Aug 2008, 9:24 am

I find a bigger hill and claim it. pwnd
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Post by Alcatraz Sun 03 Aug 2008, 11:09 am

I claim thermonuclear war, and secretly stash 400 pounds of dirt/grass in a cellar. When the bombs finally stop I rebuild the hill. I am now king of the hill.
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Post by J1NX Sun 03 Aug 2008, 1:45 pm

After I pull my broken body from the remains of the basement and lurch out onto solid ground again I find a funny little tingle running up my spine as with little more than a thought my now broken and slightly undead body forces the dead onez of the world to rise. With my now unstoppable undead army I charge the hill and let them devour anyone that lives turning them into my mindless puppets. I then have all of my army form into an even bigger hill and I sit atop them as a god of my new world. I am king of the hill!
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Post by Guest Mon 04 Aug 2008, 10:51 am

I sap Hank Hill over the head while he watches football, lock Bobby Hill into his bathroom with a mag full of animal porn, distract Luanne with a box of cheap avon containing the long lost fragments of her exploded boyfriend, then bend Peggy Hill over the kitchen sink and PIHB.

I am now King of the Hills

Amidoinitrite?
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Post by Guest Tue 05 Aug 2008, 7:05 pm

lol i love this it starts with a hill and jumps into porn nice Razz
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