The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

by **J1NX** Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:04 am

The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

10) Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9) She's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
8 ) When asked for her phone number, she gives it in hex.
7) Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6) Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5) Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez!" 295 times during the movie The Net.
4) Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3) His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2) Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President."
1) You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"