whats your battle cry

by **Darth_Kitsune** Mon 18 Jan 2010, 4:42 pm

http://www.bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!"

by **Trick** Mon 18 Jan 2010, 4:49 pm

Hark! Who is that, stalking across the desert! It is Trick, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries apocalyptically:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

by **Trick** Mon 18 Jan 2010, 4:50 pm

Running along the steppes, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Calcol! And he gives a booming howl:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you scream like a banshee, and dip you in uranium!!"

by **J1NX** Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:06 pm

The heck man....are you mad libbing these battle cries?

by **Aceofspades** Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:13 pm

nope its the "whats your battle cry" link derrick posted...

Skulking along the freeway, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Sexy Toast! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"Hail the blood-letting! I slice through beating hearts until my loins find satisfaction!"

by **Alcatraz** Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:30 pm

Who is that, running across the hotel lobby! It is Colin, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows mightily:

"I'm going to pound you until you bleed out your eyes, and launch you into deep space!!"

by **J1NX** Tue 19 Jan 2010, 7:31 am

Zang! Who is that, running amidst the plains! It is J1NX, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars thunderously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"

Edit:

I played around with it for a moment and got something too funny to leave off.

Rampaging across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Mike! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then make Toast!!!"

My question is....make Toast....hump you?

by **Aceofspades** Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:33 pm

i heard colins christmas present for me was "full of rape" so there could be some truth in which the battle cry yields... >_>

by **Hawk** Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:48 am

Running across the steppes, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Hawk! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"