Re: so uh... yea

by **Aceofspades** Mon 17 May 2010, 2:07 am

Blow... PeeWee M F'n Herman is a gay drug dealer! The movie as a whole was amazing! They kept giving you ups and downs, soon you forget your watching a 2 hour movie and are soo wrapped up in the story you feel like you are living it yourself. Fuckin A!

9.5/10!

Amazing acting, characters are full, story line is amazing! But there are too many bitches! By that i mean both men and female, but mostly female...

by **Aceofspades** Wed 19 May 2010, 10:58 pm

Pandorum: Prob one of the worst alien(esk) type movies i've seen in a while! Let me just save you an hour and a half.

Planet Earth is getting too populated so a space station is sent into space to a newly found planet that can allegedly support life. Shortly after shooting off, the station (Elysium, or i think thats how they spelled it) got a transmission that said something to the extent of "your all we've got now" and then all traces of earth were gone. One of the crew members had a nervous break down and decided to kill his superior officers and a few of the crew and become "God" by feeding their bodies into the hypersleep feeding tubes (Dont know how), but the tubes then fed the people who were in sed tubes turning them into "horrible, flesh eating, monsters"

When the story picks up its a lieutenant and a corporal who wake from they're hyper sleep years after what they were supposed to. Short Story: the Corporal (who stayed in one spot the entire time) turns out to be the original crew member who decided to become god, and the space station had actually crashed into the planet years before but since they were under water no one knew.

All in all, the storyline was shit! the directing was almost as bad, and the acting was nothing to be proud of. The only good thing i saw was there was 3 actors i saw i remembered. 2 of which idk what they're known for, but the last was one of the brothers from Boondock Saints. But you didnt see him for more than 10 min tops

Final Rating 3.5/10

by **Aceofspades** Thu 20 May 2010, 4:31 pm

Superman Vs. Doomsday: Why do they call it superman vs doomsday if they only show that fight for about 30 min? They should have called it superman vs supermans clone!

All in all not a bad movie, they could have used a little work on the voice acting but as a whole not too bad honestly.

7/10 (just because im not a huge superman fan)

by **Darth_Kitsune** Thu 20 May 2010, 7:40 pm

toast you really need to start new threads for each review so that readers can post comments and/or questions about the movie your doing

by **Aceofspades** Thu 20 May 2010, 7:56 pm

im actually thinking of starting a new thread and just calling it movie time, and thats where i would move all my movie reviews to. i really dont see a point in starting a new thread for every single movie i critique because i think that would become tedious and perpetual

by **Aceofspades** Sun 30 May 2010, 12:23 am

So I just watched "Up" and I have to say I was quite impressed. I didn't fully know what to expect but I knew it would be a childish comedy movie,but i laughed throughout the whole thing! It was pretty good.

Pretty much the premise behind it is a kid meets the love of his life and him and her decide they want to visit a far off place eventually. Well time passes and they get older and bills come up and things happen and they never get to make it. Well *spoiler* the chick dies, and the old man is left feeling the guilt of never having accomplished it. So he decides to set off on an adventure to head to the place him and his wife always wanted to.

That's really all I feel like typing about the movie, but *spoiler* I did enjoy the fact that a lesser antagonist were dogs. I thought that put really cool spin on things, seeing as most things nowadays are so far fetched its not even remotely believable. But nonetheless a really cool, really cute movie. Oh one last thing, I loved how they kept referring to the kid as "the Small Mailman" I thought put an extremely funny twist on the concept of how the dogs see people Razz

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7.5/10

by **Aceofspades** Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:12 pm

The Green Mile is an extremely well put together movie! Despite it being a 3 hours, you dont seem to mind because you get pulled into the story incredibly fast!

The premise behind the movie is a man is thrown in jail for the crime of rapping and murdering 2 little girls, that he did not commit. The back ground however *spoiler* is the man has an otherworldly "gift" that allows him to see peoples true selves, and allows him to heal people.

The movie as a whole was amazing! The acting was spot on, and really drew you into the story as a whole. The directing was also over the top, catching every moment to either make you laugh or having you ready to cry. Definitely if your going to watch this have some tissues on hand.

9.5/10

by **Aceofspades** Mon 21 Jun 2010, 1:20 am

Frailty: Honestly probably one of the best movies i've ever seen.

The story is based around a family that consist of a father and 2 sons. One night the father is visited by "angel" and recruited to destroy demons that look like normal humans. One of the sons completely believes everything the father says but the other doesn't. The father begins killing people in the name of god, with the help of 3 magical weapons given to him by the angel.

Mathew McConaughey is the narrator, of whom is one of the sons. The acting was actually really good with the exception of Bill Paxton (the father). I think he was a good choice but he could have used some more acting skill. The directing was extremely well, it really drew you in and made you forget your watching a movie.

9.8/10 definitely 2 thumbs up!

by **Alcatraz** Tue 22 Jun 2010, 1:31 pm

Is that the one where he locks his son underneath the kitchen floorboards because he doesn't believe what his father is doing is the real work of God?

And the fathers magical weapons are like a hammer and.... don't remember the others.

by **Aceofspades** Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:00 pm

lol he locks his son up in the basement of the shed, and ya the weapons are an axe, gloves, and a pipe.

by **Alcatraz** Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:57 am

Yea, I knew it was something like that.... it's been awhile since I saw the movie lol :/

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