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Post by 0pp0siti0n Sun 14 Jun 2009, 5:38 pm

I have on idea who this person is, or why there is a list, but I find many of the listed reasons to be hilarious.
10 is for Daelos, 15 is for everyone else on these boards.
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Post by 0pp0siti0n Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:24 pm

Heh, I just read. 226, Troll bubblegum. Great idea, will never lose its flavor, but you wish to the entire pantheon it would.
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Post by J1NX Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:23 am

A few of my faves:

27. I am not to shoot every corpse in the head to make sure they aren't a zombie in Twilight 2000.

38. When investigating evil cultists not allowed to just torch the decrepit mansion from the outside.

50. Not allowed to use thermodynamic science to asphyxiate the orcs' cave instead of exploring it first.

62. I am not allowed to do anything I saw Han Solo do once.

88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.

99. Not allowed to see if Jedi can parry a shotgun blast with their lightsaber.

125. Lingerie can only snap coincidentally so many times per day.

126. Dwarves do not count as burrowing animals.

161. I will not nail every single female party member except for the elf chick played by that creepy guy.

188. I cannot play a elf with a scottish accent, nor a cajun dwarf.

193. Not allowed to kill vampires with seismic charges.

217. If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.

246. I cannot keep selling that creepy guy's always naked elf chick to nomads every chance I get.

and finally (until I finish the list)....

278. Anything the DM has to ponder the full impact of for more than a minute is forbidden.
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Post by 0pp0siti0n Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:23 pm

804. I cannot take the Dementia: Obsession counting things if I'm not a Malkavian.
805. On second thought, I can't take it even if I am a Malkavian.
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