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Post by J1NX on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:37 am

So after my experience at the school today I went out with a few friends and was introduced to Cardinal's sister (I think I met her before, but meh) and JK's friend Smitty.

Now I normally am nice, but very rarely get along completely with people the first time I meet them. Smitty broke my rule. lol

Within seconds the two of us were talking about how if we stood too close to each other we would collapse into a neutron star of concentrated awesomeness that would usher in the end of mankind. I think I may have found a replacement for Al (lol) as my new favorite brother.

Seriously we hit it off crazy well and I may end up trying to drag him along to different shit to see how he interacts with the group, either way I want to get him on here. I know a man with my taste in food, clothes, women, and above all tasteless humor can't possibly anything but the fat antichrist to my fat jesus.

We may have finally found my evil twin.....or good twin.....I'll let you all be the judge.

-J

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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Alcatraz on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:48 am

J1NX wrote: I think I may have found a replacement for Al (lol) as my new favorite brother.

-J


THE YEARS OF PROGRAMMING, OF TUTORING, OF NEEDLESS SLAVE INDENTURE.... AND NOW THIS?!?!

I'm seceding from this damn union.
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by J1NX on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:51 am

All it means sir is that when you come back, you need to assert your dominance.

Put the man in his place. Remember Rule #13.

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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Alcatraz on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:53 am

J1NX wrote:All it means sir is that when you come back, you need to assert your dominance.

Put the man in his place. Remember Rule #13.

Yea, ill be sure the smack is laid.
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by J1NX on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:55 am

Alcatraz wrote:
J1NX wrote:All it means sir is that when you come back, you need to assert your dominance.

Put the man in his place. Remember Rule #13.

Yea, ill be sure the smack is laid.

No, smacking is rule 18 lol

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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Alcatraz on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:02 am

I drive now.... I'll be doing the running over. Be Prepared.
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by J1NX on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:07 am

Tough titty sir, if you are going to the concert with me then I am driving lol

You've never driven in Dallas traffic.....let alone in Dallas!

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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:55 am

J1NX wrote:Tough titty sir, if you are going to the concert with me then I am driving lol

You've never driven in Dallas traffic.....let alone in Dallas!
Dallas sucks, you'd die Sir Al.
And grats on finding your long lost... soulmate?
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Guest on Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:47 pm

Wow, I never thought I'd land this one on you, but..


PIHB?
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:52 pm

Winterbane wrote:PIHB?
Place In Hand Bitch?
Put In Holder Bitch?
Please Insert Hotdog Bitch?
Pat Is Holding Beer?!
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Guest on Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:55 pm

Yeah, all of the above, really.
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Darth_Kitsune on Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:43 pm

Winterbane wrote:PIHB?

is that some kinda crazy ass reference to buttsex?
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Aceofspades on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:31 pm

Buttscratcher!
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Post by J1NX on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:14 pm

Aceofspades wrote:Buttscratcher!


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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:33 pm

See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by J1NX on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:25 pm

You bastard......I wanted that game....but I got Rock Band 2!

And damn if me Darth and Trick don't rock the hell out of it.

Trick is actually getting damn good at drums lol

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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Darth_Kitsune on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:31 pm

Alcatraz wrote:See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol

see thats what i thought first too... damn this malk network
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by HematiteBones on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:32 pm

Darth_Kitsune wrote:
Alcatraz wrote:See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol

see thats what i thought first too... damn this malk network

I was going to post the same clip before my computer died... but I don't think I'm on the malk network. o_0
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Darth_Kitsune on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:35 pm

HematiteBones wrote:
Darth_Kitsune wrote:
Alcatraz wrote:See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol

see thats what i thought first too... damn this malk network

I was going to post the same clip before my computer died... but I don't think I'm on the malk network. o_0

if you dont think you are then you are
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Post by HematiteBones on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:40 pm

Darth_Kitsune wrote:
HematiteBones wrote:
Darth_Kitsune wrote:
Alcatraz wrote:See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol

see thats what i thought first too... damn this malk network

I was going to post the same clip before my computer died... but I don't think I'm on the malk network. o_0

if you dont think you are then you are

Ha ha...


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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:53 pm

Darth_Kitsune wrote:
Alcatraz wrote:See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol

see thats what i thought first too... damn this malk network

We Are Legion, for we Are Maaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy
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Re: Today I met Smitty...

Post by J1NX on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:26 pm

Alcatraz wrote:
Darth_Kitsune wrote:
Alcatraz wrote:See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol

see thats what i thought first too... damn this malk network

We Are Legion, for we Are Maaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy

MARK 5:1-20



"And they came to the farther side of the lake, into the country of the Gadarenes. And when he had landed from the ship, immediately there encountered him from the tombs, a man in a vicious spirit, who dwelt among the sepulchres: nor could any one bind him with chains; because that he was oftentimes bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been burst asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: and no one was able to tame him: and he was continually night and day in the mountains and in the tombs, shouting, and wounding himself with stones.

"But, seeing Jesus at a distance, he ran and fell down before him, and exclaiming with a loud voice, said, What hast thou to do with me, O Jesus, Son of God the Most High? I conjure thee by God, torment me not! For he said unto him, Vicious spirit, from the man begone! And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion, for we are many. And he earnestly entreated him that he would not send them away from the country.

"Now there was there near the mountains a great herd of swine feeding; and all the demons entreated (Pantes hoi daimones, rendered all the demons, is "a reading," says the best authorities, "which should properly be omitted, although there is not sufficient evidence to justify its removal from the text.") him, saying, Send us unto the swine, that we may break in upon them. And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And going forth, the vicious spirits broke in upon the swine; and the herd rushed forward over a precipice into the lake (they were about two thousand), and they were choked in the lake. But the swineherds fled, and carried the news into the city and villages, and they came forth to see what had happened: and they come to Jesus and see the demonized,-the malignantly affected one-sitting, and clothed, and he who had the Legion in a right mind: and they were afraid. And the spectators recounted to them how it happened to the demonized, and concerning the swine. And they began to entreat him to depart out of their coasts.

"And having entered into the ship, he that had been demonized entreated him that he might not be with him. But Jesus suffered him not, but saith unto him, Go to thy house and thy friends, and tell them what great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee. And he went away, and began to publish in Decapolis how great things Jesus had done for him: and all were astonished."

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Post by Alcatraz on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:21 pm

Mhmm... wonderful stuff.
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Post by J1NX on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:20 pm

Alcatraz wrote:Mhmm... wonderful stuff.

You bet your sweet ass it is. I remember when I was able to break through the time space continuum and plant that entry exactly into the original biblical scriptures as they were being written back in good old 1200AD. It was one hell of a trip, but along the way I took a lot of pictures. I'll be more than willing to show you, but I hid them in a run down waffle house about 46 years in the future outside of denton. This is all after the great cleansing where all races that refused to submit to artificial sterylization were instantly euthanized....but I don't want to spoil too much of your future.

-J

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Post by Alcatraz on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:23 pm

J1NX wrote:
Alcatraz wrote:Mhmm... wonderful stuff.

You bet your sweet ass it is. I remember when I was able to break through the time space continuum and plant that entry exactly into the original biblical scriptures as they were being written back in good old 1200AD. It was one hell of a trip, but along the way I took a lot of pictures. I'll be more than willing to show you, but I hid them in a run down waffle house about 46 years in the future outside of denton. This is all after the great cleansing where all races that refused to submit to artificial sterylization were instantly euthanized....but I don't want to spoil too much of your future.

-J

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