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Post by J1NX Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:04 am

The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

10) Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9) She's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
8 ) When asked for her phone number, she gives it in hex.
7) Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6) Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5) Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez!" 295 times during the movie The Net.
4) Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3) His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2) Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President."
1) You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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Post by 0pp0siti0n Wed 02 Apr 2008, 11:51 pm

Beautiful sir. Beats the 5 signs to look for in a terrorist list.
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Post by J1NX Sun 11 May 2008, 11:42 pm

I have a great article to post here tomorrow....its on my work computer where I am praised for my hack-a-delic skilz
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Post by Alcatraz Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:44 pm

OMG.... That's fucking awesome.
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Post by J1NX Tue 02 Dec 2008, 12:28 pm

one sign they missed.

0) They insist to everyone that zero is a valid number to count with.
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