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Post by Alcatraz on Wed 18 Nov 2009, 5:42 pm

So the kind Anon's at our beloved /b/ have been thinking up ways to fuck up the premier of the new twilight movie coming out. Ideas have ranged from shouting random shit, to stink bombs, to fucking loud speakers.... this idea though is by far the fucking greatest. Quoted for great justice:


"Sit down, watch movie...half way through when it is silent pretend to answer phone, scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBERT PATTINSON IS DEAD!?"
"THE WHOLE OF THE CAST?!" "A SHOOTOUT?!" pretend to cry, exit.


I think we do need to fuck up this premier... I may do the stink bomb one.
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Alcatraz on Wed 18 Nov 2009, 5:44 pm

This is also ingenius:

See what you do is take a jar full of moths, eh? And you open the lid, and, the moths will go to the projector. And, the
whole movie will be like, ruined. Beauty eh?
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Alcatraz on Wed 18 Nov 2009, 5:45 pm

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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:19 am

No response to any of this? I didn't expect this thread to be so dead... especially with Hawk trying to get his posts up.
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Trick on Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:24 pm

no one cares about Twilight
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:53 pm

Your answer is cold, heartless, and full of angst. I hope you are happy!
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Aceofspades on Thu 19 Nov 2009, 3:48 pm

the only reason i would even consider watching this is because the main chick... i have no idea what her name is, posed for peta the other day...
http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/11/09/twilight-makes-me-happy/
and supposedly shes supposed to be going topless in her new movie "Welcome to the Rileys"
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by J1NX on Thu 19 Nov 2009, 4:46 pm

Well thank christ for that.

To be honest if it wasn't for the extremely toned down obviously borderline adults only story. Seriously, if there was more blood and death mixed with scenes of a sexual nature (not Watchmen ackward 30 minute sex scene, but still) it would be more interesting.

It is, without the teenage angst and abstinence, a movie damn near built for me and other like me. It's like they took a really good story and twisted its balls off.

But that's just my 2 cents.

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Ok, so I spell abstinence so rarely I had to google to spell check myself....and after posting I saw a pic that came up on the same page as the word definition.


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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Hawk on Thu 19 Nov 2009, 7:33 pm

Haha. They had to do alot of photo shop on that image to make her hot though. Colin didn't you say that someone told you that the main dude (Edward?) is supposed to die in the next one? Ill go see it just to see all the pre teens QQ their fucking eyes out
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:15 pm

I probably was the one that told you... but I was told by someone that had actually read the book that that is not actually what happens.
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Hawk on Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:30 am

GAY
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Alcatraz on Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:13 am

I know... sad day for me when I heard that... I really wanted to see some demented vampire death, followed by the newborn abomination eating the mothers placenta and then killing her.
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Hawk on Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:30 pm

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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:30 pm

My girlfriend likes the series.. I abhor it. But, she also likes True Blood, and we watch it together. Fun stuff.

And side note, in one of the books, the main girl and Edward have sex for the first time. She wakes up in pain, her pillow is torn up, and the headboard is broken. Thats actually not too shabby.
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Re: Fucking up Twilight

Post by Alcatraz on Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:32 pm

Rolled some dice? Function I am not aware of...
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